spose的I'm Awesome歌词 谁能帮翻译下

Mother fucker I’m awesome!

骂人的某句话-和谐我太棒了！

No you’re not, dude don’t lie不对，你不是，不要说谎

I’m awesome!我太棒了！

I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride我开着我妈的车

I’m awesome!我太棒了！

A quarter of my life gone by我人生四分之一已经过去了

And I met all my friends online我在网上认识我所有的朋友

Mother fucker I’m awesome!骂人-和谐again我太棒了！

I will run away from a brawl我要远离争吵

I’m awesome!我太棒了！

There’s no voicemail, nobody called没人打电话来，没有语音邮件

I’m awesome!我太爽了！

I can’t afford to buy eight balls我买不起超好的麦克风

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall我在facebook上自己录歌

You know my pants sag low (low)你知道我裤裆吊很低

Even though (though) that went out of style就算这已经过时

Like ten years ago (go)就像十年前的样子

Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple 我像个瘸子一样大摇大摆的走

I got little biceps,我有一点的二头肌

Getting fatter in the middle中间还发福了

And lyrically I’m not the best论歌词，我不是最好的

Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet正好是randy moss的对立面

So preposterous好荒谬

Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious感受那最爽的一面，或者最讨厌的地方

Guest up at the sausage fest大家都准备好了享受香肠大餐吧！

Oh yes!

The girls are repulsed女孩子都滚开

So I hide in my hood like i’m joining a cult (uh uhh)我躲在自己的世界里看cult电影

I’m as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis--这句我不会……汗

All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased

我的作品诗歌被人抢着求着买走，好热门

Me? I’ll never date an actress额？我从来没和女演员约会过！

Got too many back zits背上青春痘太多啦

Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss加上我家里一股猫尿味道

Every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this,

It’s cuz my little sister wrote it

即使你看到我的演出和喜欢我这首歌，只是因为我妹妹写了它

下面是和开头重复的副歌，不再翻译

I’m awesome!我超棒！

No you’re not, dude don’t lie不，你不是，兄弟别撒谎了

I’m awesome!

I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride

I’m awesome!

A quarter of my life gone by

And I met all my friends online

Mother fucker I’m awesome!

I will run away from a brawl

I’m awesome!

There’s no voicemail, nobody called

I’m awesome!

I can’t afford to buy eight balls

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

I’m awesome

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I’m from Maine and I don’t hunt, nope我来自缅因州但是我不喜欢打猎

And I can’t ski我也不会滑雪

Smoke weed but I can’t roll blunts我抽大麻但是我不傻

Might be whipped by my wifey也许被我老婆骂

My neck not icy我脖子也不会冷

Eatin at McDonalds because Subway is pricey在麦当劳吃饭因为subway太贵

Uh, and my unibrow is plucked

Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks我问我妈妈借十块钱

She’s like ”For what?她说：干嘛？

Blunt wraps and some Heinekens?买啤酒么？

You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!”你这个瘦子！去健身房吧！吃维他命！

I’m like, Mom please, don’t blame it on me

嘿妈妈别怪我啊

I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve我从妈妈，阿姨和爸爸那里继承了这些坏习惯啊

My attitude’s sour but my futon’s sweet,我态度不够好但是我人很好

And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji

Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift

这两句都是讽刺当下的流行文化，包括勇敢者的游戏和泰勒女歌手

Can’t tweet up on my Twitter

不要在我的twitter上乱叫

Cuz I haven’t done shit因为我什么都没做

Bank account red, body ungroomed银行账户赤字，身体没发育

The only good thing about me is I’m off stage soon

唯一的好消息大概就是我快演完了下台

副歌重复again

I’m awesome!

No you’re not, dude don’t lie

I’m awesome!

I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride

I’m awesome!

A quarter of my life gone by

And I met all my friends online

Mother fucker I’m awesome!

I will run away from a brawl

I’m awesome!

There’s no voicemail, nobody called

I’m awesome!

I can’t afford to buy eight balls

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

I’m awesome

Futhermore I’m cornier than Ethynol我比E更乡巴佬

Cheesier than Provolone比菠萝弗洛奶酪还要嗲

I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home我8岁到10岁都住在移动拖车里

With a ego the size of Tim Duncan但是我还是很有自尊

Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin就算生活一塌糊涂

I’m twenty four, serving lobster rolls我24岁了，在餐馆上菜

Because I spent a decade filling optimos

And I’m not even the bomb in Maine

On my game I’m only about as sexy as John McCain

上面几句也都是玩笑的，表示那种愤世嫉俗和带点自嘲

Now put your hands up,举起你们的手

If you have nightmares如果你有噩梦

If you wouldn’t man up if there was a fight here

如果这里有人打架，你们不会群起而上

If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer如果你有头皮屑，如果你喝淡啤酒

I’m outta breath.我快呼吸不过来了！

重复副歌

But I’m awesome!

No you’re not, dude don’t lie

I’m awesome!

I’m drivin around in my mom’s ride

I’m awesome!

A quarter of my life gone by

And I met all my friends online

Mother fucker I’m awesome!

I will run away from a brawl

I’m awesome!

There’s no voicemail, nobody called

I’m awesome!

I can’t afford to buy eight balls

And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

I’m awesome！