求电影《最佳福星》中的一段台词
757
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昨天晚上我骑了小木马758
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骑着小木马走天涯759
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它叫了， 叫得我笑哈哈760
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什么 “料” 呀？正不正点呀761
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普普通通762
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普通？ 怎么普通呀？763
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我们每个人都觉得很特别764
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昨天晚上你究竟行不行呀？765
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这种事是不能吹牛的766
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对767
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等一会你不要乱讲话768
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她昨天晚上死也不承认自己化过装769
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是吗？770
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早 早771
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我亲手煮的
谢谢772
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昨晚我们学易容术的时候
你去了哪儿？773
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去超级市场买东西， 来， 吃东西774
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昨晚非常的骚而现在就扮严肃775
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这里不是童子军露营776
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以后没有我的命令
任何人都不许自由出入777
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违反命令的， 我就取消你们的资格778
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扮得倒很像
是呀779
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易容术的基本功夫
昨天晚上已经示范给你们看了780
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你们觉得怎么样？781
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真是鬼斧神工了782
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对， 对， 对， 连声音也改变了783
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任何女人情到浓时都是不同的
神经病784
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你这样说是什么意思呀？785
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我的口太臭， 太多口
差点做了赵完唱786
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什么叫赵完唱呀？787
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唐朝人， 赵完松的弟弟788
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我先去开门789
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亲爱的， 我以为你没起来790
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你是谁？791
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昨晚就说人家化了妆792
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今天人家化了妆
你就装不认得人， 你真坏793
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昨晚那个真的是你794
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你再玩我， 我会生气的795
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干什么？796
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萍姐， 什么事呀？797
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没事， 我们自己的私事798
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那么你去做事吧799
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特意炖给你补身的， 趁热喝呀800
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喂…， 她究竟是什么人？801
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是我师妹， 不过暂时帮我打扫802
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她今年几岁呀？803
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大概十八岁左右804
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我早就说过， 怎么会骗得倒我呢805
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皮肤还滑溜溜的806
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她行年十八岁， 周身都趣807
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昨晚我们鸳鸯双戏水808
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她真的十八岁？809
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五十年前就是810
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你又说她是你师妹811
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骗骗他嘛812
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为什么要骗他？813
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肥得那么难看， 难得会有人看中他814
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就当日行一善， 安慰一下他815
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你看看他， 多开心816
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肥豹肥豹， 你发达啦817
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她不是十八岁818
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她也不是师妹呀819
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你知不知道她是谁？820
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死肥豹又在说我了821
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钟点女佣呀822
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“以为她十八岁， 扑扑脆
引得肥豹起势追”823
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“原来她六十八岁， 腰骨都脆
难得肥豹你肯郁她”824
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侮辱我
萍姐， 萍姐， 你的男朋友打人呀825
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有办法了826
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起来， 起来827
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小心， 小心漏气， 煤气来的828
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爆啦， 爆啦
捏紧， 捏紧它829
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很危险的， 前途并不属于懦弱的人的830
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救命呀…一品香…