中国式英语的中国式英语词汇表

smilence=smile+silence=笑而不语

emotionormal=emotion+normal=情绪稳定

circusee=circus+see=围观

vegeteal=vegetable+steal=偷菜

ungelivable=un+geili+vable=不给力

gelivable=geili+vable=给力 chinsumer=Chinese+consumer=在国外疯狂购物的中国人

suihide=suicide+hide=躲猫猫

don‘train=don’t+train=动车

shitizen=shit+citizen=屁民 sexretary=sex+secretary=女秘书

togayther=together+gay=终成眷属(专指同性恋）

divoice=divorce+voice=离婚宣言

animale=animal+male=男人天性

jokarlist=joke+journalist=记者 you me you me=彼此彼此

You give me stop=你给我站住

If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one=要钱没有，要命一条

Give you some colour see see=给你一点颜色瞧瞧