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(1)
Bob: Hooray! Gary, I had that dream again. And it’s finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. Because today is the grand opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. Who’s it gonna be, Gary? Well, let’s ask my wall of 374 consecutive1 employee2 of the month awards.
Wall: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Bob: I’m ready. Promotion3....
Mr.Krabs: Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2. Now, before we begin with the ribbon cutting, I’d like to announce the name of our new manager.
Bob: Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we’re talking! Yeah!
Mr.Krabs: The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee. A name you all know. It starts with an S.
Bob: That’s me.
Mr.Krabs: Please welcome our new manager ... Squidward Tentacles.
(Bob still thinks he gets the manager and runs to the front. Others look at him quietly.)
Bob: Yes! Yeah! Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Yeah! All right! People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...
Mr.Krabs: SpongeBob.
Bob: Hold the phone, folks. I’m getting an important newsflash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. I’m making a complete what of myself?
Mr.Krabs: The most embarrassing5 thing you’ve ever seen? And now it’s worse because I’m repeating everything you say into the microphone?
Mr.Krabs: Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob, you didn’t get the job.
Bob: What?
Mr.Krabs: You did not get the job.
Bob: But ... But why?
Mr.Krabs: SpongeBob, you’re a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility6. Well, let’s face it. He’s more ... mature7 than you.
Notes:
1. consecutive adj.连续的
2. employee n.雇员
3. promotion n.提升
4. loyal adj.忠实的
5. embarrassing adj.令人为难的
6. responsibility n.责任
7. mature /mE5tFJE/ adj.成熟的
(2)
Patrick Star: Are we dead?
SpongeBob: I don’t think so. Artificially1 colored rocks? I don’t know where we are. What is this?
Patrick Star: It’s some kind of wall of psychic energy2.
SpongeBob: No, Pat, it’s a giant glass bowl. Hey, there’s some fish folk. Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys!
Patrick Star: You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! Help us out of the tank3!
SpongeBob: Wait a second. Those fish are dead.
(The man takes SpongeBob and Patrick Star out of the tank.)
SpongeBob: What’s he gonna do with us? Oh, no, he’s going for his evil instruments of torture4. Glue? Google eyes? He’s making a humorous diorama5 of...Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he’s killing sea animals and making them into smelly knick-knacks6. And I think we’re next. Patrick Star: You think so?
SpongeBob: Patrick! No!
(The man puts the munder the heat.)
SpongeBob: The heat is so intense7 from this lamp that I can’t move.Patrick Star: Tell me about it.
SpongeBob: This doesn’t look too good, Patrick.
Patrick Star: You mean we’re not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?
SpongeBob: I don’t even think we’re gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.
Patrick Star: You mean that we’re attractive?
SpongeBob: No, that we’re just kids. A couple of kids were in way over their heads8. We were doomed9 from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn’t even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.
Patrick Star: Shell City.
SpongeBob: Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.
Patrick Star: Shell City.
SpongeBob: Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.
Patrick Star: Shell City.
SpongeBob: Okay, now you’re starting to bumme out10, Patrick.
Patrick Star: No, look at the sign. "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries.11"SpongeBob: Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where’s the ...? SpongeBob & Patrick Star: Crown.
SpongeBob: Neptune’s crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it.
Notes:
1. artificially adv.人工地
2. psychic energy 超自然的能量
3. tank n.缸
4. torture n.折磨
5. diorama n.立体模型
6. knick-knack n.小玩意儿
7. intense adj.强烈的
8. over sb’s head 使某人不能理解
9. doom v.注定……失败(毁灭)
10. bum sb. out 使不安
11. 海产礼物和杂物