英语幽默小对话

　下面是我整理的英语幽默小对话，欢迎大家阅读!

　英语幽默小对话1：

　One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.

　Girl: Father, I have sinned.

　Preacher: What did you do, little girl?

　Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.

　Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?

　Girl: He touched my breast.

　Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

　Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

　Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.

　Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

　Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

　Girl: Yes, that's what he did.

　Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.

　Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

　Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

　Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...

　Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...

　Girl: But he had AIDS!!

　Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

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　英语幽默小对话2：

　A: You really like my stupid jokes?

　B: Yes, they just tear me up! You have such a dry sense of humor and you keep such a straight face that it takes minutes for the joke to dawn on me.

　A: Yes, well such jokes aren?t funny if the wisecracker laughs. My father was a great jokester. It sometimes took hours for me and my brother to get the joke.

　A: 你真的喜欢我讲的这些愚蠢的笑话吗?

　B: 是的，它们都快让我肚皮笑破了!你还真能装，板着个脸，我是过了一会儿才领悟你的笑话的。

　A: 讲俏皮话的人自己先笑了，就没意思了。我爸可会讲笑话了，有的时候我和我哥得花上半天功夫才能明白过来。

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　英语幽默小对话3：

　男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)

　女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)我立马走人

　男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)

　女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)我不想和你有任何交集

　男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)

　女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼)^_^头疼也是可以预约的

　男：Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字吗?)

　女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)

　男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)

　女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)长的真丑

　男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)

　女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)你能离开就是对我的仁慈