大学简单点的两人英语对话，一个人10句左右不要太多太难的

Phil:Ah,ha ha ha!

Tom:What’s so funny,Phil?Why are you laughing?

Phil:I just heard the funniest joke I’ve ever heard!Ha ha ha!

Tom:Tell me!

Phil:Okay.

Two muffins were baking in an oven.

One muffin looked at the other muffin and said,“Hey man,is it getting hot in here?”

And the other muffin said,“Ahhhhh!You can talk!”

Tom:Ha...That’s the dumbest joke I’ve ever heard.You have a strange sense of humor.

Phil:If it’s so dumb,why did you chuckle?