拖延症之歌的歌词

See I have to write thisessay

我得赶完这篇论文

that the teacher gave last week

老师布置了一个星期

and it's duetomorrowmorning

明天大早就要上交

twenty pages all in Greek

整整二十页的希腊语

Nah but first I check my Tumblr

不急 但我要先刷刷微博

Facebook, Twitter, call my Mom

脸谱网、推特,还要致电我老娘请安

Then just one more, one more page

然后就再看一页 只看一页

oh I waste so much time dotcom!

我浪费了大把时间来点网站

I'm procrastinating

我有拖延症

All day I sit here waiting

整天就坐在这等

for just the perfect moment to begin

等待开始干活的好时辰

We're procrastinating

我们都有拖延症

Why work, we could be gaming

工作个毛,游戏才正经

Agreed! Procrastinating FTW!

同意!拖延症最拉风!

I have to start this diet

我必须开始节食

cause my prom's a week away

因为毕业舞会就剩一个礼拜

So I'm only eating veggies

所以我要只吃素

and I'm starting that today

从今天就吃起来

But I'm getting really hungry

但是我饿得不行

and those cookies look sublime

而那些饼干好美味

Fine, I'll have just one, or two, or ten

好吧 我只吃一块两块十来块

Why not? It's not a crime!

咋滴 这又不犯罪

We're procrastinating

我们有拖延症

No better way than eating

狂吃是最棒的技能

Cause nothing else could possibly compare

因为没什么可以比这更美好

I'm procrastinating

我有拖延症

It's really fascinating

真是让人开心

I know there's work to do but I don't care

我知道有工作要干,可我不想理

I should probably do my laundry

我或许应该去洗衣服

I should probably feed my cat

我或许应该去喂猫

But right now we're playing Halo

但现在我们在玩《光晕》

YOLO! Headshot! Take that!

生命只有一次!爆头!死翘翘!

You should probably call the doctor

你或许应该叫医生看看

Never mind it's just a scratch

木有事,就是擦了一下

But your arm's gone

可你的胳膊都没了

It's a flesh wound

皮肉伤而已

Now come on let's play some catch!

现在快点,我们来玩接球吧

I have organized my desktop

我整理好了桌子

Now I'm all set up to work

工作的准备全部就绪

Wait that picture's kinda crooked

慢着 这张照片有点歪

and it's driving me berserk

这真让我抓狂生气

Now I might as well just color code

那现在我不如顺手把铅笔

my pencils one by one

一根一根按颜色排列摆好

and my papers and my files

所有的资料和文件也是如此

I can't work until it's done!

这事搞不定就没法工作

We're procrastinating

我们有拖延症

All day I sit here waiting

整天就坐在这里等

for just the perfect moment to begin

等待开始干活的好时辰

We're procrastinating

我们有拖延症

Wait!

慢着

You're procrastinating right now

你现在就是拖延不干活呢

You're procrastinating

你也有拖延症

Why are you still here watching?

干嘛还在看这视频?

I'm sure that you've got things due long ago

我知道你有好多早就该交的活还没搞完

You're procrastinating

你也有拖延症

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Go do your work

你手上的工作啊

Tomorrow!

明儿再干!!