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歌词 Wanking In The Dorm Room by Fung Brothers

Met my roommate, he seems cool

Two cool dudes…in the same room

For the whole year we’re gonna kick it

Wait – when can I choke my chicken?

No privacy, the irony

I came to college for my liberty

But i’m not free to beat my meat

Cuz my roomies here playin COD

Wanking in my dorm room

Wankin in my dorm room

I guess I’m kinda scared

Cuz another dude lives here

Wanking in my dorm room

Wankin in my dorm room

This must be what prison is like

Nice. I got back early, skipped lab

Freshmen year, I don’t need that class

I got a 10 minute date, with Firefox

Pop up blocker, Cookies turned off

My class got out before I thought it would

some private time to stroke my wood

My roommate should still be in chem lab

Whaaat? I guess he’s already back?

Wankin in my dorm room

Wankin in my dorm room

And another guy is here

Is that kinda weird?

Wankin in my dorm room

Wankin in my dorm room

And another guy is here

Would that be kinda weird

Damn I swear my roommate never leaves

I guess I’ll hit the showers to find relief

You got the soap and loofa for your back?

don’t forget anything and have to come back

No lotion, but I got conditioner

Got it covered, expert practitioner

I still got Jen’s image in my brain

it’s not just hair that clogs up the drain

He’s finally gone, open Google Chrome

Spankwire tabs, Incognito Mode

What if I look thru Jen’s Facebook photos?

Is that real creepy? i don’t know

is this his tooth brush and his floss picks?

He left it here? I told him to take it!

gotta hurry up! Destroy evidence

Can’t let him find out bout my daily regiment!

Wankin in the dorm room

Wankin in the dorm room

Turn the volume down

Try not to make a sound

Wankin in the dorm room

Wankin in the dorm room

Gotta make sure my roommate can’t hear me at all

Midterms tomorrow, damn I’m stressed

Gotta get a lotta sleep to do my best

Natural sedative, so lets do work

I should make sure he’s snoring first!

I’m laying in bed, and I want to do it

I think my roommate is listening to music

Is this too weird, what if he hears me?

Well, You gotta take risks in life

I’ll just turn over and do it quietly

Like a ninja, so silently

He’ll hear a thing, he’ll never hear a thing….Yee!

Jerkin in my dorm room

jerking in my dorm room

I hope he can’t hear

This is really weird

Jerkin in my dorm room

jerking in my dorm room

Two straight guys

At the same time