求the lonely island的motherlover的英文歌词（有追加奖励）

Andy Samberg: Oh dang..

Justin Timberlake:What is it, dawg?

AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.

JT: Didn't get a gift for her.

AS: Other plans got in the way.

She’ll be so disappointed.

JT: Damn I forgot it, too.

]AS: This could have been avoided.

Both: What the hell are we gonna do?

JT: My mom’s been so alone

Ever since my daddy left.

AS: COLD

JT: No one to hold her tight

Life has put her to the test.

AS: I know just what you mean,

My mom’s been so sad and gray

JT: Word

AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up.

AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?

JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

Both: Slow up

AS: What time is it, dawg?

JT: It’s time for a switcharoo

Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs

I say we break ‘em off

Show ‘em how much they really mean

‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover

You’re a Mother Lover

We should fuck each others mothers

JT:Fuck each others moms

I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby

ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy

Fucking each others moms

Both:‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night

If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself

To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom

Clutchin’ on this lube and roses

JT: I got my digital camera, Imma make your momma do a million poses

AS: They will be so surprised

JT: We are so cool and thoughtful

AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom

JT: Imma be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Both: Sho' Nuff

JT: My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile

Both: Straight up

AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggy style, yeahh

Both: This the perfect plan

For a perfect Mother’s Day

They'll have to rename this one

All up under the covers day

‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover

You’re a Mother Lover

We should fuck each others mothers

JT: Fuck each others moms

I’m pushing that way

Where you came out as a baby

Ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy

Fucking each others moms

AS: Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father

JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father

AS: While you’re in my mother

Make me another brother

JT: Damn

And while I’m in your mother

I’ll never use a rubber

JT: OH

‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night

If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself

To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life

She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had

The choice can be no other

Be my mother lover

Happy Mother’s Day!!!